CONE WATCHThe great orange migration is stalled. Cones have put down rubber roots at the intersection.●

MONTRÉAL · URBAN WILDLIFE4 MIN READ

Montreal’s great orange migration is in danger: cones decide to overwinter

A super El Niño has disrupted the annual southbound journey. Researchers say the cones have put down rubber roots at the intersection.

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THE GARAGE DESK

MONTRÉAL · EMOTIONAL DIAGNOSTICS

GARAGE DESK · EMOTIONAL DIAGNOSTICS

Clear Codes gives the onboard computer temporary amnesia. Then it checks its sensors, finds the same empty place, and switches the light back on.

FOOD & MOTORING

Double-Double for the driver. A litre of 10W-40 for the car. Finally, a breakfast combo that understands the whole family.

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10W-40TOP-UP
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A balanced breakfast
for the whole engine.

OTHER DEVELOPMENTS, MORE OR LESS

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MONTRÉAL · HERITAGE

Residents say it has become “part of the neighbourhood,” especially for anyone with an alignment appointment.

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TIM HORTONS · CURRENCY

The exchange was described as fair, give or take a suspicious grinding noise.